Explosions in the Outback
May 16th, 2011 — Kids, Motherhood, Toilet Humor
How can one restaurant have such glaringly opposing effects on one woman? When I eat at Outback Steakhouse, my mouth feels a happiness that borders on ecstasy. However, about 10 minutes after leaving this lovely establishment, I begin to experience a familiar, yet terrifying rumble in my midsection. Strange smells begin to emanate from my… Continue reading →