Posts in Strange but True, Totally Random

When I’m driving and I see a mysterious thing in the road or on the side of the road, I always look to make sure it’s not a baby that someone threw away. I mean, a real baby. Because I think we’ve established that there are some seriously screwed up people out there, and I… Continue reading →

Sometimes when I’m instant messaging with someone, and I have to type a question that I’m pretty sure I won’t like the answer to, I silently protest by omitting the question mark. This gives me a small surge of satisfaction, which is quickly replaced with disgust at my own shoddy grammar (intention doesn’t matter in… Continue reading →

1.  A hamburger isn’t worth having if you don’t have to work for it. I should have to physically pull my mouth open wider so that it can accept the delicious meat sensation of a burger. That sounds disgusting. Moving on. 2.  I have an out-of-body experience every time I’m driving around and spot another… Continue reading →